But.... why is all the wine gone?

It really really upsets me when people are unfair to my husband. 

As much as I joked that I wanted him to know what professional strife feels like, I’m not sure this is what I meant…


It’s official! I finished my first 5k without stopping! #happybirthdayarmy

It’s official! I finished my first 5k without stopping! #happybirthdayarmy


Serves me right for going on Pinterest food boards…

WHY IS EVERYONE PINNING JELLO RECIPES?!?!

::locks self in the closet:: 

::dry heave::

Posted on June/13/2013 with 4 notes
Tagged as:vom,

Officemate and I are super excited about our new window seats and are watching the impending doom move closer. #werk #windowseat #cubelyfe

Officemate and I are super excited about our new window seats and are watching the impending doom move closer. #werk #windowseat #cubelyfe


I’m running a 5k this weekend.

Nevermind that I haven’t actually done this… Ever… In my nearly two years of trying. (That sounds pathetic. I’m my defense, my lungs hate me and refuse to inflate.)

What did I do tonight? Made tacos and watched SVU reruns.


The best Monday evening pick-me-up.


Wedding weekend in CT! He was excited to return to “god’s country.” #whatever #njfoeva

Wedding weekend in CT! He was excited to return to “god’s country.” #whatever #njfoeva

Posted on June/9/2013 with 6 notes
Tagged as:njfoeva,whatever,

Question

Why did god make men able to process alcohol better than women?

This is so totally unfair. I did not know it was possible to be hung over the SAME DAY as the event.



Officemate has been on personal calls all morning using her desk phone.
I wonder if she knows they’re recording every call now on our new office phone system.
I’ve decided not to tell her.
Zero guilt.